Category: Love

Happy Birthday My Love!

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - September 9, 2017 - Extraordinary Margie, Love, Poems
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This weekend, my significant other will be celebrating her birthday. Since I am a gentleman, I will not tell her age. Let’s say she doesn’t look like a day over 39.99. In honor of this day, I have decided to write a few love poems. Granted, I will admit I am not the second coming […]

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French Related Pick-Up Lines in Honor of Bastille Day Weekend

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - July 15, 2017 - Features, Love
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Vive la France, la Tour de France, and la Bridgette Bardot! Another Bastille Day weekend is here. Although I have never been to France in my life, I skidded off the road once in Paris, Illinois, and I was awestruck visiting Notre Dame in South Bend, Indiana. I did take French courses in the 1990’s, […]

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Once Again, At a Loss for Words

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - July 9, 2017 - Features, Jobs, Little Depression, Love, Music, Politics, Sports, Writing
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▓▒░ TORLEY ░▒▓ via Foter.com / CC BY-SA About this time last year, I wrote a post called “A Loss for Words”. Guess what? I am at a loss for words again. Because I am nearly as mute as Harpo Marx, I’m not going to write about: Independence Day–It was too short of a holiday. […]

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The Contest I Didn’t Enter

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - April 14, 2017 - Features, Love, The Arts, Writing
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Guillaume DELEBARRE (Guigui-Lille) via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-ND molossus, who says Life Imitates Doodles via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-ND Easter and Passover Greetings to one and all! This month, there is a contest called Blogging from A to Z Challenge. Based on Sue Grafton’s “Alphabet Series” novels (e.g., A is for Alibi), it is where […]

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More Very Bad Pick-Up Lines for Valentine’s Day–Plus a St. Valentine’s Day (Literary) Massacre

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - February 11, 2017 - Features, Love, Poems, Writing
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DCCXLIX via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-ND Flowers, candy, hearts, cherubs, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, propalytics, sex toys–sure signs that Valentine’s Day is here. It is also the time for the lovelorn to head off to singles bars, sports bars, fern bars, Hooters bars, and even Star Wars bars to utter awkward pick-up lines in […]

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National Singles Week

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - September 18, 2016 - Extraordinary Margie, Features, Love, Sports
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pxlline via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-SA Looking for a topic to write about today, I discovered this is National Singles Week. Gee, I remember my single days. I have to admit they were less fun than the time when I had my tonsillectomy. I was not the second coming of James Bond in which I […]

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Cleveland Pick-Up Lines

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - July 9, 2016 - Features, Love, Sports
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WIS Photography via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-SA I don’t know about you, but with all of the bad news dominating the headlines (e.g., cops fatally shooting black men in Baton Rouge and Minnesota, a black man fatally shooting five cops in Dallas, the slaughter of 49 people at an Orlando gay nightclub, a terrorist attack […]

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Impossible and Possible Dreams

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - May 19, 2016 - Books, Features, Love, Music, Politics, Space, Sports, The Arts
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frankieleon via Foter.com / CC BY Just the other day, there was a song on the radio I haven’t heard in ages–“The Impossible Dream”. I enjoy this song because it inspires me to fight the unbeatable foe and to reach the unreachable star. Sad to say, there are many things in life that for me […]

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The Blahs

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - January 29, 2016 - Features, Flicks, Love, Politics, Sports
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~db~ via Foter.com / CC BY-NC-ND Since I am suffering from the blahs, I am going to blah, blah, blah about–what else?–the blahs. The final days of January are probably the most blah time of the year. The holiday season is long over, the days are snowy and cold (though in Louisville we are thankfully […]

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Oops!

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - June 23, 2015 - Features, Love
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Oops! I forgot to mention today is my 8th wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary to my wife, and I hope we will have many more. Joe’s Maybe Memorable Quote of the Day The difference between marriage and dating is that marriage is for better or for worse while dating is usually for the better.

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