Spring Pickup Lines

Posted by OrdinaryJoe - March 28, 2021 - Features - No Comments

Spring is here. Wa-hoo!

Alfred, Lord Tennyson once said that a “young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.” As a public service (heh, heh, heh), I have created some pickup lines for young men–as well as dirty old geezers who think they are young–during the spring months. I can’t guarantee success, but at least you don’t have to feel lovelorn during the springtime.

Hey babe, want to see my etchings of Peter Cottontail?
Hey babe, want to watch my spring spring during the spring?
Hey babe, did you know that there is no time like the first time during the spring?
Hey babe, can I cultivate the flowers in your garden?
Hey babe, want to see me in training during baseball’s spring training?
Hey babe, did you know April showers bring May flowers and romances?
Hey babe, now that the flowers are blooming, can I see your blooms?
Hey babe, since the Kentucky Derby is in May, do you want to do some horsing around?
Hey babe, want to take a break during spring break?
Hey babe, did anyone tell you are putting the zing in my spring?
Hey babe, did you know the snow is melting and you are melting me?
Hey babe, can you cure my case of spring fever?
Hey babe, did you know flowers aren’t the only things that grow during springtime?
Hey babe, want me to spring forward and fall back in your bedroom?

Joe’s Maybe Memorable Quote of the Day

Everything seems bright during the spring and dark during the fall.

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